QUESTIONS THAT NEED ANSWERS•Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor?•Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are fiat?•Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough?•Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?•Whydoessomeonebelieveyouwhenyousaytherearefourbillionstars,butcheckwhenyousaythe paint is wet?•Whose idea was It to put an 'S' In the word 'lisp'?•What is the speed of darkness?•Why is It that people say they 'slept like a baby° when babies wake up every two hours?•If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?•Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer.•HowisItthatweputmanonthemoonbeforewefiguredoutItwouldbeagoodideatoputwheelson luggage?•Whydopeoplepaytogouptallbuildingsandthenputmoneyinbinocularstolookatthingsonthe ground? Did you ever stop and wonder?•Whowasthefirstpersontolookatacowandsay,'IthinkI'llsqueezethesepinkdanglythingshere, and drink whatever comes out?•Whowasthefirstpersontosay,'Seethatchickenthere...I'mgonnaeatthenextthingthatcomes outta It's bum.•Whydotoastersalwayshaveasettingsohighthatcouldburnthetoasttoahorriblecrisp,whichno decent human being would eat? •Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?•Whydopeoplepointtotheirwrestwhenaskingforthetime,butdon'tpointtotheirbumwhentheyask wherethebathroomis?WhydoesyourGynecologistleavetheroomwhenyougetundressedifthey are going to look up there anyway?•Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs!•If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?•Ifcornoilismadefromcorn,andvegetableoilismadefromvegetables,thenwhatisbabyoilmade from?•If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?•Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?•Stop singing and read on . . .•Didyouevernoticethatwhenyoublowinadog'sface,hegetsmadatyou,butwhenyoutakehimon a car ride, he sticks his head out the window.•Does pushing the elevator button more than once make It arrive faster?•Do you ever wonder why you joined this Group?